love me an 'og

two dogs in my bed is great but they positioned themselves in just the way that I can’t quite get into a comfy position

6 hours ago / 1 note /

do you ever just want a chihuahua

that’s what that other one is doing

that’s what that other one is doing

I double dog dare ya to double dogsit

im double dogsitting

oh no the flash on his eyes!! Elliot really is a good lookin old man though

oh no the flash on his eyes!! Elliot really is a good lookin old man though

guaranteed to wake up between two and five am

OH NO I WANTED BOOKER BUT I CHOSE THE MODERN POLICE STATION?@!!

1 day ago / 1 note / ACNL,

I taught my dad how to download movies and he accidentally downloaded the hungover games instead of the hunger games

it occurs to me that due to my profession I am farted on by dogs much more frequently than the average person

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

via oscarwildeweiner / 1 day ago / 360,237 notes /

I’m not in the mood to eat but if I don’t I will exhaust myself before my work day is over and that’d be a mess (collapses on a mastiff)

1 day ago / 1 note / food t, ed t, paw spa,
creature

creature

I have undressed in my sleep almost every night for the past eleven days, why do I even try

smallcry:

kids… cover your eyes…those are heterosexuals

(Source: yuritropesremade)

via lapjeskat / 2 days ago / 49,158 notes /
 
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